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Aka: A Máquina
Mean Machine
A Máquina
Genre: Comedy / Drama / Sport
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Director: Barry Skolnick
Starring: Vinnie JonesDavid CropmanDavid ReidMartin WimbushJason StathamJason FlemyngDanny DyerSally PhillipsJohn ForgehamGeoff BellRobbie GeeVas BlackwoodRalph BrownDavid HemmingsDavid Kelly
Run time: 99 min.
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Storyline: Disgraced ex-England captain (Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan) is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. Whilst in jail, he doesn't recieve any favours because of his celebrity status in the outside world. He is out numbered and many prisoners constantly barrage him with insults for letting down his country in a crucial World Cup game. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. These prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards. The prisoners are lead by Danny and the whole of the prison, guards aside, are be... Read more 
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guru
3 years ago
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One of the greatest Brit films ever. I love it.


guru
3 years ago
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longest yard remake
vinnie jones - exfootballer
cons form and football team
the screws don't stand a chance!


guru
3 years ago
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loved it, yea was a remake of longest yard but they did a great job adapting it to british audiences


top expert
3 years ago
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Great Movie .. Loved It .. 5/5 !


top expert
3 years ago
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brilliant film one of vinnies best


top expert
3 years ago
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i love this film one of my fav's so funny and well acted love vinnie jones in this )


top expert
3 years ago
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This Brit remake places itself in the middle--not quite as good as the Burt Reynolds original but way better than Adam Sandler's (a right proper charlie, he is). Jones shines and Statham is always fun when he bugs his eyes out like that.


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3 years ago
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great movie! 5/5


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3 years ago
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This Brit version of "The Longest Yard" is worth watching. Enjoyed Vinnie Jones basically playing himself. Liked this soccer version better than the American football version. However if I'm picking feel good British prison movies, i'd go with Clive Owen's "Greenfingers" first.


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3 years ago
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Jason Stathon in the field was pretty funny, lol.


top expert
3 years ago
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Awesome movie if you liked this one watch "The Longest Yard" too its kinda the same but with american football


top expert
3 years ago
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This was a great movie. I am an adam sandler fan, but this was much better than the longest yard!!


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3 years ago
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for your information, the longest yard (2005) with adam sandler was a remake of the original, the longest yard (1974).

so actually mean machine is a rip off the original, the longest yard (1974).



but none the less, it's a hilarious movie, love vinnie jones.

I enjoyed it equally as much as both the longest yard movies ^_^


top expert
3 years ago
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it was ok 3.5/5


top expert
3 years ago
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just a brillient film


top expert
3 years ago
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English version of the longest yard.


top expert
3 years ago
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great film 5/5 i love danny dyers actin in this 1


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3 years ago
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This movie is excellent. Better than the longest yard. 4.5/5


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4 years ago
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I first set eyes on this film in Spain funny enough..

me my brother & my dad where killing ourselves in laughter.

I'm never going to forget this film it's my all time favourite film out of all the films in history.


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4 years ago
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It was a little slow in the beginning but it picked up pace and kept moving right to the end. This was so much better than the Adam Sandler remake. 5/5


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4 years ago
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Best football film out there! Loved it! 5/5


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4 years ago
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yeah its usually american football in these movies but im glad it wasnt. really enjoyable movie liked the ending too=]


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4 years ago
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This is a nice fit between the great classic with Burt Reynolds and the piece of garbage with Adam Sandler. Rate: 7.5/10


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4 years ago
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Superb!! A must watch movie 10/10

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